Two Woman Man
Well I’m a Dandy man
I got a woman on each hand
Hey-hey, two Woman man
When we walk down the street
I smile at everyone we meet
Hey-hey, two Woman man
Yeah I’m having so much fun
With my Karen and Joanne
Two girls who are gorgeous and my fans
I sit one on each knee
And each one she kisses me
Those lucky girls have found their perfect man
I’m smug and satisfied
Got a glint in both my eyes
Yeah-yeah, two Woman man
Other men are so unfair
Because I’ve got a lovely pair
Yeah-yeah, two Woman man
I get one to wash my clothes
While I have a little doze
And the other does something with a pan
Yes, one can do some chores
While the other mops the floors
And then its time to put my dinner on
Everything in my life is heaven I’m blesseder than any man could be
And I’m sure it will continue for all eternity
Oh no, Oh no…
My god there’s something wrong
I can’t find a single thong
Boo-hoo, no Woman man
I’m back with my mother
Now the girls live with each other
Boo-hoo, no Woman man
There’s no one to light my pipe
Or tuck me in at night
And tell me what a super chap I am
There’s no one upon my knee
And the guys all laugh at me
I’m a one, none, no Woman man