The Movies
I went to the pictures
And when it went dark
Someone, I don't know who
Touched my private parts
I was shocked and
amazed then
I went rigid and stiff
In a way I felt dirty
In a way I felt bliss
I ignored the movie
It stood no chance
Well would you watch a movie
With a hand on your pants
And though I kinda liked it
I still had to say
"Oi! Get of me privates"
and the hand moved away
(intellectuals ending...)
And then it was over
So brief and so short
It was just like a movie
But was it really art?
(perverts ending...)
And I don't know who done it
And I don't really mind
Now I go to the movies
All of the time