Sheep Stabber
I put on my wellies
And my tight fitting suit
Slick back my hair
And I’m ready to shoot
I’m a little unsteady
I'm a little on heat
I’m always like this
When I'm after sheep
Chorus
Up on the pastures
My delight is complete
Come on little lambkins
Let me hear you bleat
A policeman has caught me
Ah well c’est la vie
I can’t resist baa-lambs
Making sheep’s eyes at me
Chorus
Refrain
I don’t like pigs they are too smart
I don’t like cows they have no heart
I do like sheep when they bleat, bleat, bleat, bleat…
Up in the courtroom
The judge is so stern
Says he'll teach me a lesson
Hey, I'm ready to learn
I say, "I am sorry
I didn't mean harm
And if you give me hard labour
Could it be on a farm?"
Chorus
I’m a sheep stabber – you know what I mean
Sheep stabber – stabber machine
Sheep stabber – you know it ain’t wrong
Shoot me baa-lamb all night long
Baa-Baa