MIDDLE AGE ANGST
Middle Age Angst, Middle Age Angst
It can make you rail and make you rant
Loose your breath and start to pant
You don’t want get that Middle Age Angst
When policemen look like embryos
And your sperm counts nearing nil
When all your friends are going bald
And you’re not feeling very well
You go to an over thirties disco
And you think you still can dance
But your body freezes into
A catatonic trance
You’ve got it - Middle Age Angst
When Roger Whittaker’s appealing
And the pope is looking good
When of all the shows on TV
The weather’s what you love
When kid’s shows seem exciting
Watching Soap stars get you tense
And when they show the sex and violence
You’re the one who takes offence
Don’t worry - it’s Middle Age Angst
When the menopause is looming
News at Ten is a late night
A wild parties sniffing Cocoa
And setting Eccles cakes alight
One sherry gets you tipsy
Two really get you tanked
That’s when you think you’d like an orgy
But there’s nothing in your pants
These are the symptoms of - Middle Age Angst
Young people call me boring
They say I am no fun
They make me feel as welcome
As a smell from my bottom
When I look in the mirror
I know just what they mean
But even though I am a grey old git
In my head I am eighteen
It’s Gods worst prank - Middle Age Angst