The Jolly Jack Tar

I’ve sailed not one of the seven seas but you can call me sailor
I want to have a sailor suit so I’m going to a tailor
So splice the mizzen, say “Adieu”
I’m off to sail the ocean blue
I may not go so very far
But I’ll be a Jolly, Jack Tar
Chorus
Blow hard me boys blow hard
Yo……………..oh……… heave………….. ho
Blow hard and don’t be mard
Yo……………..oh……… heave………….. ho
Don’t suck soft be a Jolly, Jack Tar
Heave…………………………………………….Heave
Blow hard me boys blow hard
Yo……………..oh……… heave………….. ho

I’ve never seen a clipper ship but I want to be a cut throat
To plunder on the open sea on a pirate’s thug boat
So heave the anchor, ring the bell
You lubbers are all off to hell
I’m off to get a facial scar
To be a Jolly, Jack Tar
I’ve never sung a shanty song but I really want too
Have a parrot on my head and a great big naval tattoo
So get the chopper, axe my leg
I’m going to have a wooden peg
I’ll only eat at oyster bars
When I’m a Jolly, Jack Tar

I have never graced a sailing ship but you can call me seaman
Rub some grog upon my chest and I turn into a demon
Ahoy me hearties, to the boats
I’ll be the meanest dog afloat
So let’s be off, say au revoir
I am a Jolly, Jack Tar
20 lashes Mr Christian
I love it when you talk nautical