I got a rubber hosepipe down my pants
You wanna see it wiggle when I dance
It makes me feel good and it makes me feel fine
So now I wear it all of the time
Oh let me be your hosepipe man
I click my knees and I shake my hips
Close my eyes and pucker my lips
I have great false teeth and my wigs OK
Open my shirt and show my chest toupee
Oh let me be your hosepipe man
I emote in my leather suit
I may look brute but you know I知 cute
I知 sweating tears and I知 sweating blood
Playing for you people that I love
Call him idol call him pop
He値l be all right when his testicles drop
He don稚 wear underpants when he performs
舛ause if he do he looks deformed
Oh let him be your hosepipe man
I give a little gasp and I give a little moan
You wanna see me handle that microphone
I look divine with not an inch of fat
And I値l be alright unless my corset snaps
Oh let me be your hosepipe man