Happy Pills
I used to be as hard as nails
I often quaked with terror
When I saw myself in shop windows
Or unexpectedly in mirrors
But now I got Happy Pills, Happy Pills
They gave me those Happy pills
They cure my ills Give me cheap thrills
My Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Happy Pills
I used to be as miserable
As Big Bela Lugosi
I cried like lake Ontario
And couldn’t make a toastie
Electric shock I’d rather not
No needle now I’m pleading
Give to me my happy pills
That is what I’m needing
I used to be a harbinger
A teller of disaster
“The end is nigh” I used to sigh
Then go out and get plastered