G for Geriatric

 

You stick us away in this place and forget all about us

But pretty soon you’re going to read all about us

The way that you treat us you’d think we weren’t human

But one of these days you’re going to dig our acumen (look it up in your dictionary)

A photo of some geriatrics 

Chorus

We’re coming out, out in our wheelchairs

We’re coming out, out of the wards

We’re coming out, out on our zimmers

We’re gonna put the G in Geriatric

 

You rotten finks you label us psychotic

But look around you baby you’ll see you are neurotic

You seem to think that we’re all bent

But we’re not bent we’re just incontinent (you moronic dotards)

Chorus

 

I’m that little old lady

Smelling of fish

Don’t laugh at me

I’m your nemesis

 

You seem to think that we’re all demented

Remember that soon we’ll be your late lamented

We’re your mothers and fathers; we’re your next of kin

But you’re not helping us out your locking us in (you stinking, rotten ageists)

Chorus

 

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