The Exorcist

                                 When I was young living with my mummy                                   

People said that I was funny

When I was three and possessed by Satan

I turned nasty and I killed my matron

My head revolved 360 degrees

And I wore bright yellow dungarees

They called for a bible and they called for a priest

Because my soul was sold and I was a beast

I ripped out hearts and was vicious and mean

But I was exorcised when I was fourteen

Devils, Goblins, witches and racks

Pentangles, circles, mass’s in black

By the power of the angels obey the devout

Go leave this sinner -, Out demons Out!

Credo in unum deum

                                                        I am now pure I am now good                                       

I don’t like killing or spilling blood

I’m no longer one of the living dead

My dungarees are in the shed

So if you’re feeling funny, violent or mean

Want to pluck out an eye or bite a spleen

Don’t kill another person or suck another tongue

Remember me when I was young

And if your bad-habits still persists

Call for me I’m the Exorcist

Here comes the Satanic message from our sponsor [unintelligible]

[Rap that we forgot to put in] I’m a necromancer, a devil dancer, a cross between a leprechaun and Bengal Lancer

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