The Deviation
All them other dances
Give them a miss
Because you never heard
Of a dance like this
You start out normal
Work up into a state
And then you’re almost ready
To deviate
Chorus
Do the deviation
Don't hesitate
It's a new sensation
Come on and deviate
You can strangle your partner
Or punch yourself in the nose
Throw up on the carpet
Hey - pretend you're a rose!
Make love on the pavement
Hopscotch on the stairs
When we're deviating
Nobody cares
It’s a step to the left
And then a jump to the left
It’s a hop to the left
And a run to the left
Goodbye
And if the police catch you
As they surely will
They will say you are crazy
They will say you are ill
They will put you in prison
But do not despair
Because if you really want to
You can deviate there