Wish I was a cardboard cut out
And you were a piece of string
We’d have so much fun together
Playing in the spring
And if I was a cardboard cut out
I would be sincere
And if you were a piece of string
I’d wrap you round my ear
But I’m a man and you’re a man
And the only thing that’s clear
Is if I wrap myself round you
You’d think that I was queer.